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Location, Location, Location

Monday, July 14th, 2008

Ah, that is a familiar phrase when wanting to sell products, from ice-cream cones on a city corner to estate homes on well treed lots in the suburbs.

So I was taking my late night walk one evening and came across a lady of the night looking for her next white knight to come along and whisk her away for a ten minute engagement. Alas, we all do what we have to do to survive. Keeping in mind that location is king when “advertising” a product I found it a little funny and a little sad where this woman stood to show her wares. Perhaps it was to make the next “John” believe that she was really ok. A person safe to be with. Or perhaps just bad placement? Here… you decide for yourself. Here is a drawing of what I saw:

lady of the evening: location, location, location

Now for you women out there with wandering husbands? There was another sign across the street to her right. It was an animal hospital and the sign outside said: “Have your pets neutered.” I am quite certain there are a few of you who would like to bring their husbands in for a consult.

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