Ah, that is a familiar phrase when wanting to sell products, from ice-cream cones on a city corner to estate homes on well treed lots in the suburbs.
So I was taking my late night walk one evening and came across a lady of the night looking for her next white knight to come along and whisk her away for a ten minute engagement. Alas, we all do what we have to do to survive. Keeping in mind that location is king when “advertising” a product I found it a little funny and a little sad where this woman stood to show her wares. Perhaps it was to make the next “John” believe that she was really ok. A person safe to be with. Or perhaps just bad placement? Here… you decide for yourself. Here is a drawing of what I saw:
Now for you women out there with wandering husbands? There was another sign across the street to her right. It was an animal hospital and the sign outside said: “Have your pets neutered.” I am quite certain there are a few of you who would like to bring their husbands in for a consult.
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Joe, you are very observant. How come you spotted her in the first place ? I agree that location is everything. I doubt very much if she advertised on Kijiji that she would get any callers. I wonder if she stood in that particular spot because Johns are a pest and her role is to control them for a short period—— for a fee ! Just a suggestion. As to the neutering proposition, the method practised on human males does not remove ability nor desire. To take it to the level of disinterest, I wonder how many wives would want a eunuch for a husband ???? That’s like throwing the baby out with the bath water—-don’t you think ????
That is kind of funny and sad at the same time. Makes you think though. If there weren’t any John’s, she wouldn’t have a product to sell. Could immoral men be at the root of the problem? We like to demonize the hooker, but who is really to blame? I think at least they deserve equal billing. Unfortunately, most of these girls have been badly abused as children and are feeding a drug habit. You’d have to be on drugs just to dull the pain of such an insidious lifestyle. The media like to portray this as a lifestyle or career of choice. The girls themselves would like to see it legalized to make it safer. They refer to themselves as “Street Workers”. It really all boils down to a moral problem and breakdown of the family. Ok , now you got me going Joe. I better go to bed before I write a book on your blog. One of my visions is to reach out to these women with the Father heart of God and help them get on a road of hope to a second chance at life. With God, all things are possible.
Dougie… it is good to see someone who has a heart to help and not someone who wants to condemn or take advantage.
Don… we are talking about an animal hospital… their neutering techniques may be quite different. The worst that could happen is that the husband gains 40 lbs and becomes a better girl friend than he ever was a husband.