Once upon a time

Many, many years ago I went to church with my wife. We sat in the middle of the sanctuary. I was tired but determined to partake of the meeting. The singing came and went. The announcements came and went. Then the pastor arose and began his sermon. After about ten minutes I heard the sound of someone lightly snoring. Ha, someone is tired I thought. In time the snoring became louder and louder still. I thought someone should give the guy a shake. Still the snoring got louder. I could see the pastor was getting annoyed. People were beginning to grumble. I thought someone should give this person a sharp elbow. Just then my wife elbowed me in the ribs. Suddenly there was a deep silence. The pastor continued and a good time was had by all.
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